here's the so far pics of what ive takn. . im lazy. . so its not much.
HOOVER DAMN!
I know I know its spelled dam. . but you know what. . I hate that place. . but TRANSFORMERS YO! . . i dont understand its importance and why we have to spend our sweet time driving through an "alien" landing site (im aware it is not an alien site) covered in concrete holding back water and forbidding it from entering the colorado river. . just let the water go! FLOOD THE WORLD!
Like i HONESTLY do not understand why you must park your car to capture this picture. . . its SUB ZERO TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE . . . worst. idea. EVER
im pretty sure the BEST MEMORIES come from VEGAS. . . cuz its VEGAS BABY. . .from the embarrassment of falling on my ass in front of the tour crush to the running into mothers at starbucks. . Vegas held the record for 48 hours of PURE awkwardness. . . by the way I beat the shit out of a cup trying to get the straw through the hole in front of gods creation. . he was amazed at my ability and decided singing surrender to me was a MUST.
anyways. .
to get the jist of what brought happy memories. . i bring you MICK JAGGER IN THE PISSER! what lady wouldnt want to see Mick Jagger while she's taking a piss. . its just something that every little girl dreams of.
the hard rock has some amazing rooms aswell. . We had the privilege of Bob Dylan being the prime fan of our promiscuous activities which included late night bar hopping and running down halls buzzed as fuck trying to reach an important wrist band gathering down stairs. . He also had the honor of watching me fall off my bed and trap a cockroach in a cup. . good times good times. .
Im not sure if Id ever take back the past 4 days . . . .
Now onto the next .
LATE!
stay sexy!
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