reporting from this godamn airport

Part one of 3 is now over . .

Im worlds WORST blogger when it comes to this shit and I really em sorry for that I just cant sit here everyday and write. . you know. . but I did happen to save some bulletins that I posted from the trip. . .

COPY AND PASTE!

SAN FRANCISCO SHOW


SURRENDER

Every word every thought every sound . . . .

San Fran will never let you down when it comes to Gnarly fat women with huge breast tats and a godamn chunk of metal in their HXC I'M SO METAL eye brow . . . and of course the signature bums that are gnarly as fuck . . count san fran in for that fucking experience . . .

I have to really fucking pee right now . .by the fucking way . . A man with a tribal tattoo under his lip asked me who was playing tonight . . . I shrugged and laughed. .

I swear tonights show better be fucking worth it . . . I'm talkn no skipping I'M NOT OK . . no Bob Dylan cover that gerard 1. doesn't know and 2. They can't play it . . . and deff no fan girling and what not. .

Its not that I don't want to EVER meet Ben from Billy Talent its just that I'd rather him freak out everytime I pass him and never say Hi . . first rockstar to get butt hurt if you didn't mention you know who the fuck he is



update over

GOOD MORNING SAN FRANCISCO

I have to fucking pee


BAMBOOZLE DAY 1

Bamboozle Day one and I feel like SHIT! . . .


I love the way my body feels after going through so much torture and bad eating habits and shitty sleeping schedules. . . .


I love it.


Im awake sure. Yes. . but Im stressed as fuck. I seem to have lost a VERY important key to my future . ha ha ha. . so to speak.



My life is funny! Im going to be crying about it in about 3 hours .



<3 JEwlie

BAMBOOZLE DAY 2

OUCH!




Today is my off day :( . . . well . . tomorrow is too! since I dont have a ride to We The Kings in La Jolla. . . that sucks too! cuz I could have went to TWO mcr shows. . but NOOOOOOOOO . . ugh.


WHATEVS

This weekend was AMAZING! I got to meet so many of my friends that I hardly ever get to see! Especially SUZI who might just be my new best friend. . thanks for taking care of me! ha hah a. . .


Chilling with Matt Manning for half n hour was probably the best part. . May not sound like much for most of you. . but FFTL is one of my favorite bands in the FUCKING WORLD! and chilling with his drunk ass was like a fat kid in a candy shop . . if ya catch my drift. . He's just so fucking funny and so fucking chill. . . to stand there and chat it up with me, rhi and vienna. . good lord. . Better than an acid trip.


Id also say finally chilling it out with Vienna and Rhi!!! their the 2 most wonderful women in the world. . So full of life and dedication! and they kept my bored ass occupied both days . . . MAJOR THANKS to them for coming to hoe town . .
ha ha

I guess I have to add the CHILLAGE with my boys from Drive By aswell. . awkward moments. . but we got over them. . their signing was amazing . . so many kids showed up . . i was proud as fuck. . kinda like a mother is proud when her kid falls and scraps his knees for the first time. .


shit. . so much . .


Billy Talent. . HOLY HOE! . . lord. . Im seriously . . IN LOVE with that band. . like . . you know how when you are in the middle of a pit for your favorite band. . and your just fucking ROCKING out. . like a fuckn douche. . yea. .thats how I feel when I see Billy Talent. . . Ben Kowalewicz fuckn amazes my ass . . his overall performance blows my fucking mind. . Ian, Jon and Aaron are just as mind boggling as the fuckn frontman. . and none the less . . the fucking canadian flag joined us in the pit. . for once. . i was actually fucking glad to see its ever so wonderful RED and WHITE colors. . .


Lame. . yes. . but tell me one more time that Matt Cortez does not love me. . .THANK YOU CORTEZ FOR THE SET LIST! . . ha ha . . im going to start passing them out. . i have way to many from that man.



Overall this entire week has been amazing. . I feel so alive and right now im hyper as hell because im not used to just sitting here . . . sitting here is new for me. . .


my we the kings shirt got stretched out! . .
ha ha ha

jesus.

> PORTLAND

That Portland . . NO OFFENSE is a bunch of babies. .


I dont know how much bitching I got today from kids who just cant take the fact that Im tall . . . or the fact that I could care less if you are "dying" . . . The only kid I care about is the one next to me. . I dont care if you are thirsty or if you cant see. . If the kid next to me cant see. . Ill make room for her. if she's thirsty (although how can she with the over amounts of BILLY TALENT water we received) I will get her water. . So thanks for the elbows Portland. . Thanks for the gum and thanks for the pulling of the hair. . you guys earned the most DOUCHE BAG crowd of the tour THUS FAR. ..

shame shame. .


other than that. . I think today was effing amazing. . or well yesterday at this point. . partying it up in a booth. . amazing. . . I think that pizza I had was seriously the best pizza in the world. . ha ha . .


Today was a good day.


and IM ONTO YOU CORTEZ! . .. thanks for the 5th setlist of the godamn tour . .




Chicago. . Billy Talent needs to play the THE EX . . i miss that song.

ugh


<3 Jewlie





Oh and BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERARD WAY!!!!! you are now 31. you old BASTARD SON. .



I liked today. . tbh. . we chilled with some gnarly people in a booth and ate some amazing pizza . . bought a diet coke for someone special and got laughed at by the boys from Billy Talent. . Im sitting in the airport right now about to go home. . its 6:18am . . . I figured I was so tired that I would knock out in the airport lobby room. . but. . no .. . Im here buying Buffalo tickets for BT's headliner and Detroit MCR tickets. .

A lot of people mistaken the fact that i MUST be loaded. . but if you should know I have less than 2 grand in my checking account .. havnt paid my cellphone bill or done my taxes . . so you tell me .. em i loaded? no. . im just spending all my money on something that is actually important to me .. I figure when MCR goes on their hiatus. . I'll catch up on life. . and save up for the next godamn tour. . Im not going to see any bands for awile. . unless their on our label and I can get in for free. . .

SORRY PANIC! i might not go to you. (OH MY GOD!!! DID SHE JUS SAY THAT?!?!?)

ps: IM ONTO YOU CORTEZ!!! somethings up!! and Im going to find out!! ha ha jk jk

<3 Jewlie