The big 50 you say?
Fuck yes. . NEW ORLEANS . .
Yesterday was by far the greatest FUCK YOU show ever. . it all started out with us stuck in Alabama for 7 hours . .
You see things like to fly out at me from underneath semi trucks. . This time it was a cylinder block . . took out our oil pan . . To be honest, thank god AAA exists because it took 2 tow trucks to drive us 200 miles (more actually) from Nashville to Birmingham alabama . . FOR FREE .. . yet when we arrived to birmingham alabama FIRESTONE a problem that was suppose to only take 3 hours ended up taking 7 and cost us well over 445 dollars to repair . . .
We got on the road around 4 o clock . . we had about a 4 hour drive ahead of us . . yes. . we were not gonna make it . . Keep in mind this show was MCR's best kept secret show at the smallest venue on the tour (House Of Blues - NO) we weren't going to miss my 50th show that I didn't pay for thanks to the powers of Mr. Furry Piggy back giver . . lol . as Lj calls him . .
We arrived at the show 45 min late and caught the ending which began with Prison being the first song we came in to . .. We got through the crowd as easy as drinking a coke . . the crowd was deffinetly having it . . Gerard saw us coming in and pointed to the "bunch of hooligans moving the statues" . . . The show was amazing and I got my 50th show shout out which consisted of "I'd like to thank the fans who have been at the shows EVERY NIGHT you know who you are" . . Its nice to be noticed but not a necessity . .
After the super small show we headed out into the world. We retrieved the camera because in New Orleans we play tourist . . We ran into Gerard and Mehdi where we continued to share our story of the van taking a shit in the middle of nowhere . . . In search for the famous Bourbon street . .Gerard gave us directions and we were on our way . . but not before he gave us a high five and told us to go get waisted . .
Let me tell you something about Bourbon Street. . HOLY SHIT . . although I cannot get "waisted" as Gerard insisted . . I could see the half naked women parading around the streets along with their drunk boyfriends . . it was bliss. . As we made our entrance onto Bourbon street a particular midgit passed us by . . Lj describes it as seeing jesus therefore she couldn't react as fast. . . when she gathered her senses she managed to call out the midgits name. . "BEN!" he turned and replied " ohhh! haha its you!" he stopped to greet the rest of us . . and we talked for awile . . We talked about the next cd. . which he brought up himself by mentioning he really wants to play us one of the 4 new songs they've been working on . . he's been thinking about it for awile but he can't because the internet and people who record and fuck up songs these days . . he also mentioned the album wouldn't be out till the latest next year . . . We got a million thank yous for rocking out on the barricade for them every night . . he commented that we make the band feel normal . . and not like their playing to a bunch of statues . . I mentioned that I wanted to hear Standing in the rain again .. then jill through in " she actually wants to hear worker bees" . . with that said a smile spread across Ben's face and he screamed to Ian " WE HAVE A REQUEST TO PLAY WORKER BEE'S" . . a smile spread across Ian's face as if smiling was a disease and he replied "Oh my GOD. . we havnt played that in soooooooo long" . . so maybe. tonight. Benjamin Kowalewicz will make my night. . And to end the conversation on a funny note he mentioned that tonights so is dubbed the weird show and that its only an hour and a half away (meaning nothing bad can happen) and we better drive safe . .
There's this store on Bourbon Street called Jazz Funeral . . I believe . . its honest to god got all the awesome shit . . I bought 60 bucks worth of shit and my 30 dollar skeleton guitarists head broke off in the car . . ugh . . sometimes I hate tour for the purpose of shit breaking . .
Now we are in Baton Rouge . . waiting for Xfest . . waiting for the GL to become available. . worlds most annoying kids in front of me . . 12 yearolds . . fuck this . .
Baton Rouge really has nothing good to it. . yes, better than NO which was ghetto as fuck and annoyed the hell out of me . . BR is just humid and the kids smell bad . . Doors open at 3 I believe. .
Well for now . . . that's it. . the fucking shopping we did at the mall earlier was funny as hell . . but no more of that wants shit . . its all about the needs. .
talk to u late
Jewlie
Friday, April 25, 2008
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Detroit ROCK city!
on this glorious cold spring morning in Detroit ROCK city, Michigan we wake up to the need to PISS OUR PANTS . . after walking up and down this wonderful block North, South, East and West we discover a church lurking in the distance . . we walk up its heavenly steps with the tune of voices of violence in our heads . . and man did we look hung over . . . they guided us into a mass where we sat for a total of one minuet staring blankely at the odd figures in the front dressed in white robes and holy crosses ( go religion !) . . . suddenly the realization that kati and I couldn't understand a damn thing this man was preaching we decided to continue on with our journey . . to the restroom . We found it . . in the basement . . possibly the BEST Piss of our lives . . THANK U JESUS!
ps: we almost crossed the Canadian border yesterday . . pretty intense how close we really are . .
ps: we almost crossed the Canadian border yesterday . . pretty intense how close we really are . .
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Detroit must hate WAMU
Well I'm here reporting from the famous DETROIT ROCK CITY . . its a huge eh of a city . . no offence to Vicki and my NOGH boys . . but I REALLY hate your home town . . You want dirty? come to Detroit, I guess . . oh and to set the fire a blaze . . they have no WAMU . .
Yesterday or well for the past 2 1/2 days we were stationed in Chicago . . Like Detroit I didn't really like Chicago . . Don't get me wrong the people were shockingly NICE AS HAIL . . . The venue was next to a train station and we found ourselves screaming over its roaring screeches more than we would have like to . .
Chicago-ians are amazing with their pride and representation of their city . . I swear the entire city was decked down in Cubs uniforms and signs that said CUBS FAN? welcome! . . . I'm sure the reason was an early game . . but even in LA I've never seen so many people wearing one uniform .. . Also on my journey into the city I stopped by a store I've wanted to visit FOREVER (well since its opening) . . . the prime reason TECHNICALLY for ever going to Chicago . . . THE CLANDESTINE STORE . . and oh em gee . . is it tiny. . I walk in there trying to go through my memory if there would be more than one store just thinking no no this is it . . The man working (who I feel really bad for not asking his name, but we shall call him) Freddie asked if I needed any assistance . . This is when the fan girl EXPLODED . . I basically ran through everything I knew about the store with him . . Naturally I asked where the fitting room doors were he walked me in and let me take as many pictures as I wanted . . The famous and my favorite door that says "Ill show you mine if you show me yours" is seriously small as HAIL . . and the dressing room . . is tiny . . . I had to bend in all sorts of directions just to get a good pic . . and get this . . . The damn store has a barber shop in the back which according to the hot/sexy barber is only open mostly fridays-sundays . .. and there is also a quote above on the wall that says something like "This Machine Kills Fashion" . . lord . . I was in heaven . . The fact that Freddie was so effing nice about the whole situation . . knew I was a fan girl for the store itself was just amazing . . I showed off my clan bat proudly . . I was insanely sane . . ha ha . . OH and I saw the new jacket .. . I WANT IT SOOOOOOOOOO BAD . .
The shows out here are so so . . A bunch of cry babies like the Colorado shows . . Both nights the let in was so sketchy that the group was SEPERATED both nights . . but it was ok . . love for Billy Talent on both sides of the barricade. . right.
I'd like to give a shout out to Alex . . Alex is Billy Talent's merch man and he's the nicest man on the merch scene. . He's my new BFF from the canada side ( tho I'm almost certain he's either Irish or Scottish) . . . he gives me breaks when I make him a sale . . amazing . . . oh . . . and I bought another DVD courtesy of Mr. Alex's opinon and my "employee/ a regular" discount . . and OH EM GEE is it just an amazing dvd at that . . . if u thought the Try Honesty dvd was hilarious . . try the SCANDALOUS TRAVELERS dvd . . packed with all sorts of Ian and Ben fun . . gah . . I love my boys in Billy Talent . .
oh and a little PS about one of the girls last night . . we were all running to the barricade . . I was hauling ass . . luckily it was down hill so it was easy . . and I hauled ass. . a little girl beat me . . I'm like . .shit . . as soon as she hit the barricade she collapsed. . I was like uhhhhh did u hit your head? she literally just fell. . I made her get up and she walked out . . . Hello Barricade . .
I guess that is all . . Chicago you were great . . minus the fact you ate my debit card and the fact I hate you . . . but I may come back one day. . eh . . what em I saying . . ill be back
till next time kids!
take care
Yesterday or well for the past 2 1/2 days we were stationed in Chicago . . Like Detroit I didn't really like Chicago . . Don't get me wrong the people were shockingly NICE AS HAIL . . . The venue was next to a train station and we found ourselves screaming over its roaring screeches more than we would have like to . .
Chicago-ians are amazing with their pride and representation of their city . . I swear the entire city was decked down in Cubs uniforms and signs that said CUBS FAN? welcome! . . . I'm sure the reason was an early game . . but even in LA I've never seen so many people wearing one uniform .. . Also on my journey into the city I stopped by a store I've wanted to visit FOREVER (well since its opening) . . . the prime reason TECHNICALLY for ever going to Chicago . . . THE CLANDESTINE STORE . . and oh em gee . . is it tiny. . I walk in there trying to go through my memory if there would be more than one store just thinking no no this is it . . The man working (who I feel really bad for not asking his name, but we shall call him) Freddie asked if I needed any assistance . . This is when the fan girl EXPLODED . . I basically ran through everything I knew about the store with him . . Naturally I asked where the fitting room doors were he walked me in and let me take as many pictures as I wanted . . The famous and my favorite door that says "Ill show you mine if you show me yours" is seriously small as HAIL . . and the dressing room . . is tiny . . . I had to bend in all sorts of directions just to get a good pic . . and get this . . . The damn store has a barber shop in the back which according to the hot/sexy barber is only open mostly fridays-sundays . .. and there is also a quote above on the wall that says something like "This Machine Kills Fashion" . . lord . . I was in heaven . . The fact that Freddie was so effing nice about the whole situation . . knew I was a fan girl for the store itself was just amazing . . I showed off my clan bat proudly . . I was insanely sane . . ha ha . . OH and I saw the new jacket .. . I WANT IT SOOOOOOOOOO BAD . .
The shows out here are so so . . A bunch of cry babies like the Colorado shows . . Both nights the let in was so sketchy that the group was SEPERATED both nights . . but it was ok . . love for Billy Talent on both sides of the barricade. . right.
I'd like to give a shout out to Alex . . Alex is Billy Talent's merch man and he's the nicest man on the merch scene. . He's my new BFF from the canada side ( tho I'm almost certain he's either Irish or Scottish) . . . he gives me breaks when I make him a sale . . amazing . . . oh . . . and I bought another DVD courtesy of Mr. Alex's opinon and my "employee/ a regular" discount . . and OH EM GEE is it just an amazing dvd at that . . . if u thought the Try Honesty dvd was hilarious . . try the SCANDALOUS TRAVELERS dvd . . packed with all sorts of Ian and Ben fun . . gah . . I love my boys in Billy Talent . .
oh and a little PS about one of the girls last night . . we were all running to the barricade . . I was hauling ass . . luckily it was down hill so it was easy . . and I hauled ass. . a little girl beat me . . I'm like . .shit . . as soon as she hit the barricade she collapsed. . I was like uhhhhh did u hit your head? she literally just fell. . I made her get up and she walked out . . . Hello Barricade . .
I guess that is all . . Chicago you were great . . minus the fact you ate my debit card and the fact I hate you . . . but I may come back one day. . eh . . what em I saying . . ill be back
till next time kids!
take care
Thursday, April 10, 2008
reporting from this godamn airport
Part one of 3 is now over . .
Im worlds WORST blogger when it comes to this shit and I really em sorry for that I just cant sit here everyday and write. . you know. . but I did happen to save some bulletins that I posted from the trip. . .
COPY AND PASTE!
SAN FRANCISCO SHOW
SURRENDER
Every word every thought every sound . . . .
San Fran will never let you down when it comes to Gnarly fat women with huge breast tats and a godamn chunk of metal in their HXC I'M SO METAL eye brow . . . and of course the signature bums that are gnarly as fuck . . count san fran in for that fucking experience . . .
I have to really fucking pee right now . .by the fucking way . . A man with a tribal tattoo under his lip asked me who was playing tonight . . . I shrugged and laughed. .
I swear tonights show better be fucking worth it . . . I'm talkn no skipping I'M NOT OK . . no Bob Dylan cover that gerard 1. doesn't know and 2. They can't play it . . . and deff no fan girling and what not. .
Its not that I don't want to EVER meet Ben from Billy Talent its just that I'd rather him freak out everytime I pass him and never say Hi . . first rockstar to get butt hurt if you didn't mention you know who the fuck he is
update over
GOOD MORNING SAN FRANCISCO
I have to fucking pee
BAMBOOZLE DAY 1
Bamboozle Day one and I feel like SHIT! . . .
I love the way my body feels after going through so much torture and bad eating habits and shitty sleeping schedules. . . .
I love it.
Im awake sure. Yes. . but Im stressed as fuck. I seem to have lost a VERY important key to my future . ha ha ha. . so to speak.
My life is funny! Im going to be crying about it in about 3 hours .
<3 JEwlie
BAMBOOZLE DAY 2
OUCH!
Today is my off day :( . . . well . . tomorrow is too! since I dont have a ride to We The Kings in La Jolla. . . that sucks too! cuz I could have went to TWO mcr shows. . but NOOOOOOOOO . . ugh.
WHATEVS
This weekend was AMAZING! I got to meet so many of my friends that I hardly ever get to see! Especially SUZI who might just be my new best friend. . thanks for taking care of me! ha hah a. . .
Chilling with Matt Manning for half n hour was probably the best part. . May not sound like much for most of you. . but FFTL is one of my favorite bands in the FUCKING WORLD! and chilling with his drunk ass was like a fat kid in a candy shop . . if ya catch my drift. . He's just so fucking funny and so fucking chill. . . to stand there and chat it up with me, rhi and vienna. . good lord. . Better than an acid trip.
Id also say finally chilling it out with Vienna and Rhi!!! their the 2 most wonderful women in the world. . So full of life and dedication! and they kept my bored ass occupied both days . . . MAJOR THANKS to them for coming to hoe town . .
ha ha
I guess I have to add the CHILLAGE with my boys from Drive By aswell. . awkward moments. . but we got over them. . their signing was amazing . . so many kids showed up . . i was proud as fuck. . kinda like a mother is proud when her kid falls and scraps his knees for the first time. .
shit. . so much . .
Billy Talent. . HOLY HOE! . . lord. . Im seriously . . IN LOVE with that band. . like . . you know how when you are in the middle of a pit for your favorite band. . and your just fucking ROCKING out. . like a fuckn douche. . yea. .thats how I feel when I see Billy Talent. . . Ben Kowalewicz fuckn amazes my ass . . his overall performance blows my fucking mind. . Ian, Jon and Aaron are just as mind boggling as the fuckn frontman. . and none the less . . the fucking canadian flag joined us in the pit. . for once. . i was actually fucking glad to see its ever so wonderful RED and WHITE colors. . .
Lame. . yes. . but tell me one more time that Matt Cortez does not love me. . .THANK YOU CORTEZ FOR THE SET LIST! . . ha ha . . im going to start passing them out. . i have way to many from that man.
Overall this entire week has been amazing. . I feel so alive and right now im hyper as hell because im not used to just sitting here . . . sitting here is new for me. . .
my we the kings shirt got stretched out! . .
ha ha ha
jesus.
> PORTLAND
That Portland . . NO OFFENSE is a bunch of babies. .
I dont know how much bitching I got today from kids who just cant take the fact that Im tall . . . or the fact that I could care less if you are "dying" . . . The only kid I care about is the one next to me. . I dont care if you are thirsty or if you cant see. . If the kid next to me cant see. . Ill make room for her. if she's thirsty (although how can she with the over amounts of BILLY TALENT water we received) I will get her water. . So thanks for the elbows Portland. . Thanks for the gum and thanks for the pulling of the hair. . you guys earned the most DOUCHE BAG crowd of the tour THUS FAR. ..
shame shame. .
other than that. . I think today was effing amazing. . or well yesterday at this point. . partying it up in a booth. . amazing. . . I think that pizza I had was seriously the best pizza in the world. . ha ha . .
Today was a good day.
and IM ONTO YOU CORTEZ! . .. thanks for the 5th setlist of the godamn tour . .
Chicago. . Billy Talent needs to play the THE EX . . i miss that song.
ugh
<3 Jewlie
Oh and BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERARD WAY!!!!! you are now 31. you old BASTARD SON. .
I liked today. . tbh. . we chilled with some gnarly people in a booth and ate some amazing pizza . . bought a diet coke for someone special and got laughed at by the boys from Billy Talent. . Im sitting in the airport right now about to go home. . its 6:18am . . . I figured I was so tired that I would knock out in the airport lobby room. . but. . no .. . Im here buying Buffalo tickets for BT's headliner and Detroit MCR tickets. .
A lot of people mistaken the fact that i MUST be loaded. . but if you should know I have less than 2 grand in my checking account .. havnt paid my cellphone bill or done my taxes . . so you tell me .. em i loaded? no. . im just spending all my money on something that is actually important to me .. I figure when MCR goes on their hiatus. . I'll catch up on life. . and save up for the next godamn tour. . Im not going to see any bands for awile. . unless their on our label and I can get in for free. . .
SORRY PANIC! i might not go to you. (OH MY GOD!!! DID SHE JUS SAY THAT?!?!?)
ps: IM ONTO YOU CORTEZ!!! somethings up!! and Im going to find out!! ha ha jk jk
<3 Jewlie
Im worlds WORST blogger when it comes to this shit and I really em sorry for that I just cant sit here everyday and write. . you know. . but I did happen to save some bulletins that I posted from the trip. . .
COPY AND PASTE!
SAN FRANCISCO SHOW
SURRENDER
Every word every thought every sound . . . .
San Fran will never let you down when it comes to Gnarly fat women with huge breast tats and a godamn chunk of metal in their HXC I'M SO METAL eye brow . . . and of course the signature bums that are gnarly as fuck . . count san fran in for that fucking experience . . .
I have to really fucking pee right now . .by the fucking way . . A man with a tribal tattoo under his lip asked me who was playing tonight . . . I shrugged and laughed. .
I swear tonights show better be fucking worth it . . . I'm talkn no skipping I'M NOT OK . . no Bob Dylan cover that gerard 1. doesn't know and 2. They can't play it . . . and deff no fan girling and what not. .
Its not that I don't want to EVER meet Ben from Billy Talent its just that I'd rather him freak out everytime I pass him and never say Hi . . first rockstar to get butt hurt if you didn't mention you know who the fuck he is
update over
GOOD MORNING SAN FRANCISCO
I have to fucking pee
BAMBOOZLE DAY 1
Bamboozle Day one and I feel like SHIT! . . .
I love the way my body feels after going through so much torture and bad eating habits and shitty sleeping schedules. . . .
I love it.
Im awake sure. Yes. . but Im stressed as fuck. I seem to have lost a VERY important key to my future . ha ha ha. . so to speak.
My life is funny! Im going to be crying about it in about 3 hours .
<3 JEwlie
BAMBOOZLE DAY 2
OUCH!
Today is my off day :( . . . well . . tomorrow is too! since I dont have a ride to We The Kings in La Jolla. . . that sucks too! cuz I could have went to TWO mcr shows. . but NOOOOOOOOO . . ugh.
WHATEVS
This weekend was AMAZING! I got to meet so many of my friends that I hardly ever get to see! Especially SUZI who might just be my new best friend. . thanks for taking care of me! ha hah a. . .
Chilling with Matt Manning for half n hour was probably the best part. . May not sound like much for most of you. . but FFTL is one of my favorite bands in the FUCKING WORLD! and chilling with his drunk ass was like a fat kid in a candy shop . . if ya catch my drift. . He's just so fucking funny and so fucking chill. . . to stand there and chat it up with me, rhi and vienna. . good lord. . Better than an acid trip.
Id also say finally chilling it out with Vienna and Rhi!!! their the 2 most wonderful women in the world. . So full of life and dedication! and they kept my bored ass occupied both days . . . MAJOR THANKS to them for coming to hoe town . .
ha ha
I guess I have to add the CHILLAGE with my boys from Drive By aswell. . awkward moments. . but we got over them. . their signing was amazing . . so many kids showed up . . i was proud as fuck. . kinda like a mother is proud when her kid falls and scraps his knees for the first time. .
shit. . so much . .
Billy Talent. . HOLY HOE! . . lord. . Im seriously . . IN LOVE with that band. . like . . you know how when you are in the middle of a pit for your favorite band. . and your just fucking ROCKING out. . like a fuckn douche. . yea. .thats how I feel when I see Billy Talent. . . Ben Kowalewicz fuckn amazes my ass . . his overall performance blows my fucking mind. . Ian, Jon and Aaron are just as mind boggling as the fuckn frontman. . and none the less . . the fucking canadian flag joined us in the pit. . for once. . i was actually fucking glad to see its ever so wonderful RED and WHITE colors. . .
Lame. . yes. . but tell me one more time that Matt Cortez does not love me. . .THANK YOU CORTEZ FOR THE SET LIST! . . ha ha . . im going to start passing them out. . i have way to many from that man.
Overall this entire week has been amazing. . I feel so alive and right now im hyper as hell because im not used to just sitting here . . . sitting here is new for me. . .
my we the kings shirt got stretched out! . .
ha ha ha
jesus.
> PORTLAND
That Portland . . NO OFFENSE is a bunch of babies. .
I dont know how much bitching I got today from kids who just cant take the fact that Im tall . . . or the fact that I could care less if you are "dying" . . . The only kid I care about is the one next to me. . I dont care if you are thirsty or if you cant see. . If the kid next to me cant see. . Ill make room for her. if she's thirsty (although how can she with the over amounts of BILLY TALENT water we received) I will get her water. . So thanks for the elbows Portland. . Thanks for the gum and thanks for the pulling of the hair. . you guys earned the most DOUCHE BAG crowd of the tour THUS FAR. ..
shame shame. .
other than that. . I think today was effing amazing. . or well yesterday at this point. . partying it up in a booth. . amazing. . . I think that pizza I had was seriously the best pizza in the world. . ha ha . .
Today was a good day.
and IM ONTO YOU CORTEZ! . .. thanks for the 5th setlist of the godamn tour . .
Chicago. . Billy Talent needs to play the THE EX . . i miss that song.
ugh
<3 Jewlie
Oh and BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERARD WAY!!!!! you are now 31. you old BASTARD SON. .
I liked today. . tbh. . we chilled with some gnarly people in a booth and ate some amazing pizza . . bought a diet coke for someone special and got laughed at by the boys from Billy Talent. . Im sitting in the airport right now about to go home. . its 6:18am . . . I figured I was so tired that I would knock out in the airport lobby room. . but. . no .. . Im here buying Buffalo tickets for BT's headliner and Detroit MCR tickets. .
A lot of people mistaken the fact that i MUST be loaded. . but if you should know I have less than 2 grand in my checking account .. havnt paid my cellphone bill or done my taxes . . so you tell me .. em i loaded? no. . im just spending all my money on something that is actually important to me .. I figure when MCR goes on their hiatus. . I'll catch up on life. . and save up for the next godamn tour. . Im not going to see any bands for awile. . unless their on our label and I can get in for free. . .
SORRY PANIC! i might not go to you. (OH MY GOD!!! DID SHE JUS SAY THAT?!?!?)
ps: IM ONTO YOU CORTEZ!!! somethings up!! and Im going to find out!! ha ha jk jk
<3 Jewlie
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
surrender every word every thought every sound
i wrote about an ESSAY long description of how tours been. . sooo. . im not writing it again. .
here's the so far pics of what ive takn. . im lazy. . so its not much.
HOOVER DAMN!
I know I know its spelled dam. . but you know what. . I hate that place. . but TRANSFORMERS YO! . . i dont understand its importance and why we have to spend our sweet time driving through an "alien" landing site (im aware it is not an alien site) covered in concrete holding back water and forbidding it from entering the colorado river. . just let the water go! FLOOD THE WORLD!
Like i HONESTLY do not understand why you must park your car to capture this picture. . . its SUB ZERO TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE . . . worst. idea. EVER
im pretty sure the BEST MEMORIES come from VEGAS. . . cuz its VEGAS BABY. . .from the embarrassment of falling on my ass in front of the tour crush to the running into mothers at starbucks. . Vegas held the record for 48 hours of PURE awkwardness. . . by the way I beat the shit out of a cup trying to get the straw through the hole in front of gods creation. . he was amazed at my ability and decided singing surrender to me was a MUST.
anyways. .
to get the jist of what brought happy memories. . i bring you MICK JAGGER IN THE PISSER! what lady wouldnt want to see Mick Jagger while she's taking a piss. . its just something that every little girl dreams of.
the hard rock has some amazing rooms aswell. . We had the privilege of Bob Dylan being the prime fan of our promiscuous activities which included late night bar hopping and running down halls buzzed as fuck trying to reach an important wrist band gathering down stairs. . He also had the honor of watching me fall off my bed and trap a cockroach in a cup. . good times good times. .
Im not sure if Id ever take back the past 4 days . . . .
Now onto the next .
LATE!
stay sexy!
here's the so far pics of what ive takn. . im lazy. . so its not much.
HOOVER DAMN!
I know I know its spelled dam. . but you know what. . I hate that place. . but TRANSFORMERS YO! . . i dont understand its importance and why we have to spend our sweet time driving through an "alien" landing site (im aware it is not an alien site) covered in concrete holding back water and forbidding it from entering the colorado river. . just let the water go! FLOOD THE WORLD!
Like i HONESTLY do not understand why you must park your car to capture this picture. . . its SUB ZERO TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE . . . worst. idea. EVER
im pretty sure the BEST MEMORIES come from VEGAS. . . cuz its VEGAS BABY. . .from the embarrassment of falling on my ass in front of the tour crush to the running into mothers at starbucks. . Vegas held the record for 48 hours of PURE awkwardness. . . by the way I beat the shit out of a cup trying to get the straw through the hole in front of gods creation. . he was amazed at my ability and decided singing surrender to me was a MUST.
anyways. .
to get the jist of what brought happy memories. . i bring you MICK JAGGER IN THE PISSER! what lady wouldnt want to see Mick Jagger while she's taking a piss. . its just something that every little girl dreams of.
the hard rock has some amazing rooms aswell. . We had the privilege of Bob Dylan being the prime fan of our promiscuous activities which included late night bar hopping and running down halls buzzed as fuck trying to reach an important wrist band gathering down stairs. . He also had the honor of watching me fall off my bed and trap a cockroach in a cup. . good times good times. .
Im not sure if Id ever take back the past 4 days . . . .
Now onto the next .
LATE!
stay sexy!
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