Saturday, December 29, 2007
SMILE like you mean it
So I've falled apart again. I am rolling down this hill and no one seems to listen to my screams, and you know the word EMO is used way to frequently to descibe one's inner feelings of self hatred. Im going to try to call people that less. I ran into someone today who wanted to konw what was wrong with me. . I looked at them and walked away. This person called me emo. That was the worst word i could hear at the time.
Im not sure why I am in this mood. The feeling of being alone I take it. The feeling of not having a single REAL friend. I have alot of those friends you make while waiting in line for a band or just meeting because your brothers friends with his brother and voila you meet one day and boom. . . your just friends. Its not friendship i need. Its just a person who will take 10 min out of there day to figure out why I am so down these days. Why I cant stand to wake up every morning and why I resent ever breathing.
I'll get over it. I guess. I will be ok in a few months when the shows start up again and my life is fast again and I cant take time to just breathe . .
breathing is key
FUCK FOREVER
Friday, December 28, 2007
After all, Their only a pair of jeans
sleep on it. think on it. I would have never done that to you.
to those who have no idea what i am talking about. . . its ok. .you dont have to know. . she konws. . the way she walks, talks, eats and sleeps. She knows. Maybe not tonight. maybe not tomorrow. but soon . she will realize all she knows.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
As cold as it may be. . . i STILL live in Southern California
I feel as if Christmas was missing a little something this year. I am not completely sure why it was bothering me all day yesterday being that never in the histories of Christmas have I ever had such any occurrences, but . .. sadly . . it was bugging the hell out of me. I really wanted to look into the sky and see . . well . . SNOW . . I wanted the frozen water to knock me out. . I wanted to feel numb and so cold that I my body refuses to undo the blankets and step out side. . then again. . I wanted to run outside in my bathing suit and jump in a HUGE pile of ice. . . ice. ice. . ice. . oh what a WHITE Christmas that would be. Fuck SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Lets see. . Christmas was a little fucked considering Santa Jewlie fucked up babies shoe size. Get this. The kid is a size 9 . . ( yea that's what I said. . she's like what 11 and she's a size 9. . holy macaroni. . she's gonna own me in height) . . . but on accident I got her a size 6 . . I think the lady in the candy shop (aka shoe store) thought the box said 9 when stupidly it said 6 . . OH GOSH DARN THAT DERN BOX. . I blame the box. .It was upside down. . and the nice spanish lady doesnt know how to speak es da english . . so . . . she gave me a ceis. . what a pill.
This is the girls' Merry Christmas. . Baby got a DS . .Chel got . . well. . nothing



Its ummm 641 in the fucking morning right now. . Why do I write about shit no one cares about? That's the effing point. . I guess. . This is my life. . Its not interesting. . but it gets me by. . the fact that I am not in a band with a bassist that fucks Hollywood's sweet heart ( and in all honesty. . . He's calmed her down in a sense. . or vice versa. . ah hell they just work together. . hand in hand they are creating angels . . just hopefully one cannot come out of a womb) and he writes such good godamn shit that it makes me scared to even exist in his world. . because ladies and gentlemen THIS IS HIS WORLD . . we just occupy space . . I am not that guy. . I am the looser in the crowd. . the duplicate face. . the one people see over and over again as regurgitated as that may seem . . I am no starlet . . no face in the sky . . I am just me looking up . . . trying to swim . . trying not to drown . . and this is their world . .
ANYWAYS. . back to life. . I need to take care of myself this upcoming year. I think that will be my New Year's Resolution (Revolution) . . I vow to try my damn hardest to take care of myself and not be such a lazy asshole. . I may even need some clearing out of thy head. . I need to drive somewhere that I can sit on a cliff and look out at a beautiful scenery and settle all my internal conflictions. I refuse to go to sunken city because that my friend is a get fucked while drunk location and I need clearance not a porno. .
I also want to pay more attention to life. Its happening to fast. 2008 already? Godamn. I was suppose to be knocked up by now in trailer park somewhere with Elisha Mueller . . Jesus. . How time flies. . I need to start watching bumblebee's make honey and ants carry their dead. . I need to pay attention to dog's that piss on tires and dragon flies that scare the shit out of everyone. I need to go fishing and clear my head and just watch the ripples as they ripple ripple ripple through life. . as fag as that sounds. . I actually need it. . My head has been feeling a bit to full of information lately. . and the sense of no purpose . has stricken me yet again. . I will go look at a flower.
as a conclusion to my post today. . I'd like to tell you what has made my life as far as happiness with a beard goes. .



Sadly. . I'm starting to think he's the most genius man alive. .

I am SO buying that shirt.
ok ok. . one last thing. . I wish I had a fucking room. . I'd totally deck it out. . with like words. . ha ha. .USELESS
stay tuned
ex's and oh's Jewlie
Monday, December 24, 2007
MERRY CHRISTMAS?
So it is Christmas eve and I spent all day cleaning and preparing a tree for ungreatful little children. If god sent mothers beautiful respectable little angels. . then fuck GOD SENT US LITTLE DEVILS. . those little shits. . They are un greatful and un forgivable. . I buy them the world. . they give me all the crap in return. Shit. These children are why I am never having children. NEVER EVER EVER.
Onto more MERRIER events. Tonight is the eve of christmas and Ive spent more money then I'd like this year on this family alone. . My friends too.. but only a select 3 ha ha. . I dont have money for friends. . Just the one's who have been through thick and thin with me. . The ones who will throw a beer at me when I am on the floor throwing up. . Friends like that are the friends that will take care of you.
SO . . Tomorrow Will be christmas. . i have said that at least twice, have I not? I have nothing much to say. . I'm sure the kids wont like what I got them being I got the girls (including mom) shoes and Anthony a hoodie. . I picked up a few mugs (cute) with Tinker on them for the girls (including mom) and a HUGE motherfuckn stereo for the mother. . I have never spent so much money on one occasion. . I bought Jimmy some vans and gma a amazing cross with purple stones. I bought the cross from an amazing Irish man who was sad that a child told him she didnt believe in christmas (onto that a little later). . . and finally I bought my aunt a clock (weak sauce) which was awesome because its in the shape of a heart and carved out of "Zebra" wood from Africa, go figure. Grandma told me she didnt buy me anything and mother probably couldnt afford anything. . so Im lucked out. . but that's not what chrismtas is all about. .
Back to the discussion about children who were raised not to believe in Santa. . I understand that in some religions or households Santa Clause is nothing but an imaginary figure that was created to bring a spirit to christmas. I understand that, but to raise your child without hope that there just might be a Santa seems like robbery in my eyes. I remember when I was probably a good 16 I still wanted to believe in Santa, to be honest I still do. I believe him to be more of a symbol for caring and sharing and getting together for the holidays. The concept of Santa is what makes Christmas. Not the presents, not the food, the thought of a fat man in my living room leaving me something good for the morning. That was what my child hood was about. I had to wait 364 days for this fat man in a red suit to come through my door and jiggle his fat belly over my tree and drop off those Barbies I was praying for. The cool thing about my Santa was I got 2 visits a year being I had 2 homes. I. Had. It. Made. So in hearing that a family raised their child to not believe in Santa I was a little sad. What does the child look forward too? all year. How does the child not think ZOMG SANTA IS COMING!!!! It just saddens me. . Tell the kid their is DEFF no Easter bunny. . but SANTA?!?!?! that's equivalent to telling your child that GOD isnt real . . . and well. . I dont believe he is either. . BUT SANTA. . COME ON!
Well I think I am done trying to defend a lost cause. Holidays are beginning to lag in this FAT generation. Kids dont even trick or treat anymore yet alone send each other Valentines or even go on easter egg hunts. Fat America is ruining our youth. Tis a little sad. . One day when I have little Juliana Grace Nicole Ulloa-Ard Jr I will raise taht shit to believe in every fictional saint out there INCLUDING THE EASTER BUNNY. . jeesh people. . Kids dont even believe in Mickey Mouse. . come on. . .its Mickey Mouse. .
WE CALL OURSELVES
ps3: Ella now lives with me in my house ONCE AGAIN
Thursday, December 6, 2007
MMMMMMMMMMM GOOD

Wednesday, December 5, 2007
UPDATE: Life throws you lemons WHY THE HELL DO YOU MAKE LEMONADE? just throw them back
Sunday, November 25, 2007
A Little Piece Of Heaven . . . . . Right?
Casey died in his sleep. Imagine going to sleep but never waking up. What if you werent able to do everything you dreamed of or accomplish anything at all. All you've done is sat their bitching on how you are going to do it and the classic quote "Oh i'll do it tomorrow. Maybe next year. I'm to old for that now" What if you went to sleep and never woke up, would you regret not living your life? I sure would.
I'm sure Casey did plenty. He saw the world and he achieved many goals. I'm sure he wasnt ready to die and leave his family behind. He was 26. No 26 year old is ready to die.
So instead of wasting life away on that education that doesnt make you happy. Do something about it. Get into what makes you happy. Treat life like there was no tomorrow. Like you wont wake up from that dream in the meadows.
I'm trying day by day to live this life to the fullest. I've done more than anyone can imagine and I've seen more than I've ever dreamed.
Don't waste your life away. Be happy. SMILE and remember those who inspire us. Those like Casey who lived life only to have it cut short way to soon.
LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE. NOT THE LIFE THEY WANT YOU TO HAVE.

Thursday, November 22, 2007
HAPPY TURKEY DAY!
"if you like games come back to my place and ill crush you like the pretty boy you are". . . That was pretty amazing.
Lets see on this very epic day we had mashed potatoes ( mashed and scalped), green pea salad, fruit salad, cream corn, apple sauce, uhhhhh i forgot . . . hmm. . . they had ham and turkey. . OH YEA and we had those yummy ass biscuits and probably more crap that I can't remember at the moment.
I'm a little excited about the cheese cake I'm trying to make room for. . THAT is going to be INTENSE.
Gosh. . I'm not sure if I LOVE thanksgiving or if I LOVE sitting on my fat ass all day watching tv. Both are very educational.
In other news. . The boy who plays Jackson on Hannah Montana is 30 yearsold . . CRREEEEPPPY.
Whats just as important as %^%^&(*& WAIT!
WHATS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THANKS GIVING!!!!
Happy Birthday to a very very very inspirational man
VILLE VALO!!!!

I'm not sure why he had to go and shave that beauty off. . can you say JOHNNY DEPP!!
ok i'm calming down now.
Bamboozle
The following is this years line up from ducat king :
Chiodos, Finch, Forever The Sickest
Kids, I Am The Avalanche, Jack's Mannequin, Less Than Jake, Mindless
Self Indulgence, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus,
The Starting Line. Many More Acts still to be Announced!
Well thats all for now peoples!
HAVE A HAPPY REST OF TURKEY DAY!
AND A WONDERFUL BlACK FRIDAY!
peace!
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
LOUDER NOW
I dont feel like recapping a week ago. . SOOO im just going to MOVE ON!
LOUDER NOW PART 2
In case you are living under a rock in the middle of EL PASO, TEXAS and didnt happen to realize that the entire universe has purchased Louder Now 2 except for you, I would grab the car keys to your mothers Chevy Malibu and speed (100mph+) to the nearest mall and get your hands on the prize.
This is a snippet of the fun you will have:
Cobra Starship headliner 2008

Hey Kids – So the rumors are in fact ¡Verdad!. We are finally doing a long awaited Headline Tour. As my good friend SANTI said to me: “Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?” and I told him “Yes there is but I just don’t know what” And then I thought about doing a Headline Tour alone as I was repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slipped, and I started to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror.
When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Gabanti, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?" Then I thought some more and figured out we need to take some Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking bands on tour to help show off our new fashion line COBRA-licte. Oh and play shows every day, D-A-I-Y-E, on tour. We are going to be taking Metro Station, We The Kings and The Cab - the music they’ve created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that they’re making it, I respect that.
GOULET!
<3 Gabanti.
PS Click the banner below for dates – they are real small shows...we are going to do a special pre-sale for our diehards on Tuesday 11/27! Get ‘em while they are hot.


COBRA STARSHIP
Viva La Cobra! CD
ORDER NOW


So... whose ready for the
REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING TOUR?!?!?!?!?!
godamn godamn.
JONAS BROTHERS
I was at the AMA's on sunday and it was pretty INTENSE. Lets just say. . JOE ATE IT. . and the first thing i did was laugh my little face off. .
onto more Jonas news. .
Dont forget to watch tomorrow's Thanksgiving Day Parade the boys will be performing SOS on a float. .
Also. .
Dont forget to watch Good Morning America friday morning. The boys will be on there rippn up the set with another performance of SOS. .

they look funnier and funnier everyday...
JOE JONAS YOU FAIL AT LIFE
the rest of the performance can be seen on youtube with little girls screaming from their couches . . very annoying.. so look it up and forever be damaged. .
and know that.. IN PERSON the fall was 10 times FUNNIER
So I guess thats it for now
so till next time!
CHECK YA LATE!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
SEVENTEEN Love Metal Classics
Poor little creatures. . wait BEASTS!


poor BEASTS smelling up the interstate 5 . .
PETA NEEDS TO BE CALLED!
I really dont get the "PURPOSE" of this tree here . . blocks my . . IM ACROSS THE STREET view.

After the security guard made fun of me and the little tree in my way. . I Figured out that if i moved to the left a little bit. . I can see the entire sign.

As we waited in line we did many activities which included the "decorating" of the shoezies. .
My good friend Sara used her skills to create these SICK ASS MCR shoes .. their fuckn sick. . check em out:


I will update tomorrow with better shoe pictures. . Im to lazy. . MUCH to lazy. .
so anyways. . The show was AMAZING as usual. . Valo and his stupid little jokes. . and his
"lets play that "SPECIAL" song"
Mige: "what special song?"
Ville: " you know the . . JOOOOIIINNN MMMEEE IIINNN MMMEEETTTHH"
he said it to Mige while off mic just playing around. . FUNNIEST shit in the world. .
NO Pictures. . sorry.. didnt feel like taking any. .
but i do have the SEVENTEEN LOVE METAL CLASSICS
that were played last night

and let me tell you
BURTON
WHAO. . ha ha a. . IN LOVE with that man
to conclude the WONDERFUL evening before the traffic that we were stuck in for 2 hours began. . here is a WONDERFUL sign. modeled by SARA

ha ha
PRICELESS
UPDATES
NIGHT 2 ACOUSTIC XMAS
- MUSE
- FIEST
- JIMMY EAT WORLD
- MODEST MOUSE
- THE SHINS
- SILVERSUN PICK UPS
- SPOON
and FYI Linkin Park is opening night one
HIM VIDEO SHOOT
must be 18+ or bring a parent letter of consent and will be TOMORROW (not today) meet up at 12pm ORPHEIUM
JONAS BROTHERS
The JO bros were indeed on TRL yesterday. . and some of you were able to attend. . I havnt had time to watch the performance but... herd rave reviews..
here's a few screen caps. . and HOLY CRAP! at Joe's GOLD pants

full screen caps:
http://jonasbrothersfan.com/Media/Gallery/tabid/425/AlbumID/1131-1839/Default.aspx
credit to :
Jonasbrothersfan.com
a little more JOE BRO ps:
We are TRYING to get into the AMA's
ok. so im REALLY Late to the HIM show tonight. so i GOTTA GET GOING. . update tomorrow.
VEGI 8!

Monday, November 12, 2007
Woodland
I took some pictures of COWS on the way here. . . but the genious that i am forgot the cord to the camera. . . SO . . You will have to wait till possibly wed to see the horrid beasts basking in the sun bathing in their own . . .. . poop?
Tomorrow morning Alicia and I will leave for HIM in San Francisco at the Warfield. Possibly the most INTENSE venue in the world. I look foward to dealing with crack heads all day. Its just another day out on the road. .
I'm super excited about the upcoming HIM shows. . All the alcohol others will be consuming mixed in with Valo's second hand smoke. . yup. . I'm enlisted for some cancer. Its going to be AMAZING.
and if you are going tomorrow and need a ticket or know someone in need of a ticket. . Hit me up. . I'm selling one for a cheap price.
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
Frank Iero left the European My Chemical Romance tour due to family issues back home. Cortez, Frank's tech is filling in for him.
One of these days . . and . . I do count the days when Gerard will come out and say "Kay GUYS! I'm leaving on a jet plane. . I dont know when I'll be coming back .. . but here is Matt Cortez. . he has been practicing Cancer. . KAY BAI" . . That day will be the day I am on an airplane to see Cortez sing IM NOT OK . . ha ha
be safe frankie.
I also herd that Bob Bryar is improving and according to doctors should be back on the set soon.

ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN NEW YORK CITY TOMORROW?
here is some information on what is going down tomorrow for the JONAS BROTHERS at TRL
The Jonas Brothers are coming home!!!!
They will be in NYC tomorrow (Tuesday, November 13th) and stopping by the TRL studios.
Don't have a ticket inside? No worries - the party will be outside.
And by party we mean contest! We are doing a contest outside for everyone who is not inside. For the person who brings the most people with them, they will receive a year free membership into the Official Jonas Brothers Fan Club.
Joyce will be outside with all of you to pick the winner!
We will be taking everyone's email address that shows up and enter it into something sweet! So just by showing up you will be entered in a ST contest!!
The party starts at 1:30PM
Did we mention the boys are throwing in a pair of tickets to their summer 2008 tour? Thats right! To a show of your choice during their summer 2008 tour... these tickets are already hot!!
All ages are welcome - We need a GINORMOUS crowd! If the boys have a great turnout tomorrow and do well, this could mean tons of other MTV events.... maybe even the VMAs next year! That's HUGE
So if you want to enter find Joyce (Or Kat or Steph) and bring all your friends!!! This is going to be epic!
If you have any questions, please email us, do NOT reply to this bulletin. Our email addresses are:
joyce@jbstreetteam.com
kat@jbstreetteam.com
steph@jbstreetteam.com
- Joyce, Kat & Steph

JONAS BROTHERS SUMMER TOUR 2008
The Jonas Brothers Summer Tour 2008 is in the works but is not set in stone as of yet. The plans are still being talked over and the band still has to record the new album. So patience is GREAT. . ha ha. .
for all your Jonas Brothers needs
visit. . jonasbrothersfan.com

LOUDER NOW 2
In case you havnt already realized or even knew to begin with. Taking Back Sunday is releasing Louder Now 2 on November 20th . . Be sure to pick it up . . .

ALMOST ACOUSTIC XMAS
The first nights line up is:
Linkin Park
Avenged Sevenfold
Serj Tankian
Angels and Hairwaves
Rise Against
Paramore
Bad Religion
I Think thats all the updates I have for tonight. I need to go to sleep before I crash on this computer. I will be up before the sun getting to Warfield for HIM. . Hopefully I will have great CRACK BUM stories to share
Stay Tuned
<3 Jewlie
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Bad weekend . . Over?

This week is the HIM run in California. I do have an extra HIM ticket to the San Francisco date that I will be selling at the venue.
The following is HIM's Schedule for their busy week in California
Nov 13 - San Francisco - Warfield
Nov 14- Los Angeles - Orpheium
( also on the 14th HIM will be filming their video for "bleed well" if you were invited to appear in this historic event please arrive at the Orpheium before noon)
Nov 15- Los Angeles - Orpheium
Nov 16- Hollywood - Hot Topic
(HIM will be doing a signing at the Hot Topic on Hollywood and Highland)
Nov 17- Las Vegas - The Joint
** for both LA Orpheium dates. They will be filmed for the upcoming HIM dvd.

Also I'd like to congratulate The Jonas Brothers for hitting GOLD this week. Those boys deserve it. Check out their recent blog from Arizona
Seriously those boys make me so proud. From seeing them as such a little band in my sisters headphones to this huge band all over every teen magazine. I'm proud to say those boys deserve every ounce of fame and fortune coming their way. So keep on rockn JO BROS. . (just make sure i get a ticket to all them damn Cali shows)
What else? hmmmmm
I think that is all for now. So just sit tight and relax. I will update tomorrow. Hopefully.
ZIKKY!!!
<3 Jewlie
Thursday, November 8, 2007
A very Jonas Night
We arrived at 7pm day before. Ok, I lied. CASSIE arrived day before at 7pm. Kay and I arrived around maybe 10pm. A little advice GO BUY A TIME CAPSULE (think its called sleep cell from K MART) those damn things are WARM as hell. I slept like a baby.
When you mix MCRmy and OCK together you get girls who dont take shit from NO ONE. I dont care who you know. Hint Hint: Some girl tried to fight with us saying "Can the tall one's go to the back of the line." Yea. . sure. . Anyway. Mixing those two breeds together you form a sort of SUPER GROUP! and that damn super group was just amazing at the regulating.
Some little show highlights:
Never have I EVER been so scared for a little boy in a band. Spent the entire night trying to get girls from pulling Joe Jonas into the crowd and shooing hands away from the girls trying to grab his "goodies" ( can you believe that shit?)
I also had to pull a nut case off Kevin Jonas THREE TIMES and the third pull he was like "LET ME GO!!" The girl was nuts.
Anyways. . The show was amazing as usual and I have Jonas withdraws. . so I will now leave you with this note
THE FIGHT AGAINST DIABETES THROUGH THE INSPIRATION OF NICK JONAS

Hey everyone, It's your leaders here at JB Radio Support Team and we wanted to tell you all about our fundraising donation in honor Nick Jonas. Amy Chau has started this fundraiser in honor of Nicholas Jonas, and Diabetes research to find a cure. All the money that is donated to it will be sent to diabetes research institution. Since November is diabetes awareness month, we thought it would be the right time to do this. Our goal for this month of November is to gain 200 more friends from now until the end of November. Every individual friend request we get will be worth 25 cents each, which means, every friend request we get, 25 cents is donated to the fundraiser. If we reach our goal of 200 friends by the end of November, $50 dollars or more if achieve beyond our goal will be donated by us to The Diabetes Research Institute at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine in Florida. We need to find a cure for this diseases and every donation makes a difference. Just think:
Every 30 seconds a new case of diabetes is diagnosed
Diabetes kill one American every 3 minutes
More than 1 million Americans live with diabetes
Make a difference in someones life and help donate to the fundraiser.
If you cannot make a donation, then tell your friends about it and us, remember,
every friend request we receive starting today, until the end of November is a donation toward the cause.
You can find more information about this fundraiser and diabetes at:
http://firstgiving.com/nickjonas
Start to spread the word, you can be someone's hero.
*Please Repost*
Thank you,
Your Leaders at JBRST

For your Jonas Brothers updates visit:
Jonasbrothersfan.com
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Lets Get Started
This Blog was made for my family and friends to always know what is up in the world of Juliana Grace Nicole Ulloa-Ard. I did not make this blog to give "top secret" information about me, bands, or even my mother . . Dont ask. Won't tell.
I travel alot therefore my blog will be filled with new destinations and new people. Sometimes I will use this blog as apart of my work to promote bands that you may not like. So i advise you to get over it or embrace it. Either way. Its all good.
Other than that. Enjoy this blog as a form of entertainment. A look into the life of a 19 year old young gun on a roll.
"Do what you love or die unhappy" - M. Shadows
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